It’s an egg, in the form of a pattern. This really is 2012.
Source Paul Phönixweiß
These dots are already worn for you, so you don’t have to.
Source Matt McDaniel
You could get a bit dizzy from this one, but it might come in handy.
Source Dertig Media
A seamless striped fabric-like texture colored in a dark reddish brown color.
Source V. Hartikainen
Because I love dark patterns, here is Brushed Alum in a dark coating.
Source Tim Ward
Derived from an image that was uploaded to Pixabay by mdmelo.
Source Firkin
A chequerboard pattern with a fruit theme. The fruits are from a posting by inkscapeforum.it.
Source Firkin
Formed by distorting the inside front cover of 'Diversæ insectarum volatilium : icones ad vivum accuratissmè depictæ per celeberrimum pictorem', Jacob Hoefnagel, 1630.
Source Firkin
You know you love wood patterns, so here’s one more.
Source Richard Tabor
This is so subtle I hope you can see it! Tweak at will.
Source Alexandre Naud
This one has rusty dark brown texture.
Source V. Hartikainen
Pattern produced in Paint.net using the Vibrato plug-in.
Source Firkin
Sharp pixel pattern looking like some sort of fabric.
Source Dmitry
A seamless paper background colored in pale yellow.
Source V. Hartikainen
A monochrome pattern from a tile that can be had by selecting the rectangle in Inkscaope and using shift+alt+i
Source Firkin
Snap! It’s a pattern, and it’s not grayscale! Of course you can always change the color in Photoshop.
Source Atle Mo
A brown metallic grid pattern layered on top of a dark fabric texture. It should look great when using as a tiled background on web pages, especially blogs.
Source V. Hartikainen
Super dark, crisp and detailed. And a Kill Bill reference.
Source Badhon Ebrahim
Number five from the same submitter, makes my job easy.
Source Dima Shiper
Nothing like a clean set of bed sheets, huh?
Source Badhon Ebrahim
Very dark pattern with some noise and 45-degree lines.
Source Stefan Aleksić